Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Intoxicated

He slobbers and drools
He babbles unintelligibly
He sings offkey
He laughs and cries interchangeably
He gets distracted easily
He stands up only with support
He doesn't walk in a straight line
He falls asleep anywhere anytime
He throws up from time to time

... I think he might be drunk.




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