The Bub in the Belly

As an obviously pregnant woman, I get these same five questions all the time:
1. when are you due?
2. is it a boy or a girl?
3. natural or caesarean?
4. any food cravings?
5. how much weight have you gained?

Then there was Big J who asked, “So how? Score goal already or not?” and after we “scored”, asked, “Machine gun or sniper shot?”